Maria Dorner: 10 Things I Hate About Harry Styles →
I hate the way you talk to us
and the way you flip your hair
I hate the way you drive your car
I hate it when you stare
I hate your big dumb converse shoes
and the way you read our minds
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme
I hate the way you’re…
- before shaving my legs: i don't want to no they're not thAT PRICKLY ITS FINE I'LL JUST WEAR SWEAT PANTS FOREVER NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY LEGS ANYWAY I H A T E S H A V I N G
- after shaving my legs: praise jesus i am such a sexual creature everyone should be stroking my legs why didn't i do this earlier everythinG IS AMAZING
I'VE FUCKED SANTA: Lets make this girl the most reblogged picture on tumblr →
if this isn’t on your blog i think i’m going to have a problem with you.
I don’t think most of you know, but this girl has, or had, a tumblr. She was getting anon hate of being accused that she didn’t have cancer because she had…
Imagine: One Direction Sees A Spider
- You: Ew look there's a spider on the wall.
- Harry: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
- You: Um, well over there is a spid-
- Niall: OH MAH GAWD THERES A SPIDER WE'RE GONNA DIE!
- Louis: IT'S GONNA BITE US AND KILL US!
- Zayn: *wakes up* Did I hear someone say spider?
- You: Oh thank god your awake can you please be a man and go kill it like seriously-
- Zayn: *screams like little girl*
- You: Okay nevermind then.
- Liam: OKAY EVERYBODY EVACUATE!
- Harry: Guys the doors jammed I cant get it open!
- You: Will you stop freaking out just unlock the door.
- Louis: NO WAY am I staying in here! *throws tv out the window*
- You: .........okay you did not just do that. Couldn't you of thrown, gee, idk a phonebook?
- Niall: *sticks head out window* SOMEBODY HELP US!
- Liam: Im just gonna shoot it! *pulls out shotgun*
- You: Where did that come from exactly?
- Louis: PULL THE TRIGGER LIAM!!!!!
- You: Wait it's a spider guys someones gonna get shot put the gun down. Your all such babies.
- Harry: Your right the spiders gonna come after the babies next!
- You: But i didn't even-
- Liam: *shoots at wall and hits and explodes water pipe line*
- Louis: THE APARTMENT IS FILLING WITH WATER!
- Zayn: OH MY GOD I CANT SWIM GOODBYE WORLD.
- Niall: Grab the fridge! Someone save the fridge! Food! Foooooooood!!!
- You: I'm never coming over here again.
- Liam: On the bright side I think I killed the spider.
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
